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Hetalia meets Spongebob - Ripped Pants by XxMaskedHooliganxX, literature
Literature
Hetalia meets Spongebob - Ripped Pants
“Hungary!” Italy shouted, kicking up sand as he dashed across the beach to the elder woman, his grin widening as she acknowledged him by waving him over with a beaming smile.
Italy plopped down on the beach towel beside the brunette woman, ‘veh’ing happily at the half hug he received. Hungary smiled warmly, a hand ruffling the hair on Italy’s head.
“Oi! Hungary!”
Italy looked up in confusion, before noticing the source of the voice—the white haired, red eyed Prussia. He strutted over, smirk ever present as he looked down at the two.
“Oh, hey, Italy.”
“Hey, Prussia,”
Hetalia meets Spongebob - Band Geeks by XxMaskedHooliganxX, literature
Literature
Hetalia meets Spongebob - Band Geeks
England loved to play his guitar, but alas, he hadn’t played it in ages. All for bad memories from band class in high school. These traumatic experiences all stemming from the hatred between himself and brother Scotland.
Moving on, England was looking through an old storage closet when he found his old electric guitar. When was the last time he’d played it?
So now, he was ‘jamming out’ trying to get the hang of it again.
At least until the knock on the door. It was opened to three shivering men, Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia, better known as the Baltic Trio.
"Yes?" England asked, a little snippy at being interrup
Hetalia meets Spongebob - Chocolate With Nuts by XxMaskedHooliganxX, literature
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Hetalia meets Spongebob - Chocolate With Nuts
"Heya, [Name]!" America called out, jumping up her porch steps. "What are you doing?"
"Just checking my mail," [Name] beamed at her friend and neighbor. "Bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill—Hey! A magazine!"
Lo and behold, it was indeed a magazine, one with a rather well dressed gentleman on the cover.
"That’s funny," [Name] looked at it. "I don’t remember subscribing to ‘Fancy Living Digest’."
They opened the magazine up to the first page. America let out an appreciative whistle.
“Look at all these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living!” [Name] flipped through the pages.
"This guyR
(Some of) My Fave Hetalia Quotes by Mrs-Yuki-Uchiha, journal
(Some of) My Fave Hetalia Quotes
Ja, I've been typing these up since I first started watching my DVDs. =3= I have quite a collection of hilarious quotes, don't I? xDDDDDD
"So I captured Italy... but the only thing I hear from him is ze singing und ze laughing und vierd accents."
-Germany, Hetalia: Axis Powers english dub
"As long as I'm with you I get fed and nobody picks on me! I like being here~"
-Italy, Hetalia: Axis Powers english dub
"You're the most pathetic excuse for a country I've ever seen...! Are you sleeping at me right now?!"
-Germany, Hetalia: Axis Powers english dub
"If you're a soldier-- even if you're French-- you're supposed to try very hard to escap
What He Does Best by veggie-fan-attic, literature
Literature
What He Does Best
~Warnings~
Mentions of sex, but it's not explicit, so I didn't put a mature filter on. You have your warning right here anyway.
Dear L'Amour,
I have a bit of a problem. You see, my lover has an interesting quirk in the bedroom setting. That is, he always insists that we partake in intercourse in front of a mirror. The thought itself isn't a turn-off, but his intentions behind using the mirror are far from erotic, at least, for me. He does not set the mirror up where he can see us having sex, but rather so he can see himself. He's incredibly vain, and I sometimes wonder if he simply sees me as a trophy, as it took quite a while for the blas
